Batman likes yogurt

Random encounter

 In Long Beach today, while jogging I was passing through Bixby Knolls park when I had the feeling you get when someone is following you, the feeling like someones peepers are defiantly giving you the creepers. So I stopped jogging and turned around. To my surprise in front of me stood a short stout man draped in black. It took my eyes a minute to adjust but when they did I noticed this was no mere man,this was  Batman. 60's stain on the shirt, smelly costume a little to snug, bearded Homeless Batman to be exact.  Now I love me some Batman and normally I wouldn't be scared, but we have all seen Batman copy cats before. Hugo Strange, vigilantes with hockey gear and guns, you get the gist. Before I could say anything this impostor asked me in a deep gravely voice if I was OK.I looked around and shrugged my shoulders and said " Why wouldn't I be? ". He looked at me for a second then leaned towards me and said " Somebody has taken my yogurt, we have a yogurt snatcher on the loose. I gave him a half smile half ok buddy your crazy look and turned to walk away.With some hidden speed that must of came from his worn out sandles he was in front of me. As I kept walking he shuffled backwards in front of me and yelled I will get my fucking yogurt back!!! no doughts! With one quick motion he turned around and clumsley hopped over a trash can and ran down the alley. This concludes my random ass true story while jogging. Never agian will I run through that park around 7:30.